behemolith

@NathanIosefIV
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transmogrified blast beat // the humming of an elderly woman.
i have a websitewww.nathanjkrisanda.com
Okay, "fuck white people" is nice but have you tried "fuck 25 y/o german developers of mastodon people"??
lol, fuck white people
*walking by table where i just saw someone eating escargot*
what up, snail breath?
snarl barx
*a metrosexual blows down the road like a tumbleweed*
everyone laughed at my Jampsport book bag.
belch boys - friendless bummer
can’t wait to bust out my single-wale corduroys this fall.
look at my perfect dog.
i don’t care, i’m never getting rid of this shirt. i wore it to wegmans today.