Met my neighborhood Karen at 6am on Saturday morning. She was pounding on my door so hard it knocked the curtain rod off the door. She was also rage pressing my video doorbell button.
I went and opened the door thinking she might need help.
Nope. She indignantly asked me how I liked being woken up at 6 am in the morning and screamed that my dogs were waking her up at 6 am every morning.
Plot twist.
I don't have any dogs.

