Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi?

Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Prosecutor: what

I can finally reveal some research I've been involved with over the past year or so.

We (@redford, @mrtick and I) have reverse engineered the PLC code of NEWAG Impuls EMUs. These trains were locking up for arbitrary reasons after being serviced at third-party workshops. The manufacturer argued that this was because of malpractice by these workshops, and that they should be serviced by them instead of third parties.

1/4

Them: How do you ship a game?

Me [seriously]: You will definitely die.

really xcom needs as many historical eras as assassins creed gets; xcom: origins Egypt 43BC

[sound of my my 16 squaddy xcom phalanx powering up their plasma sarissas]