Misty Nozzle 

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Roses are red, I'm bad at poems!

37yo, #versatile #pansexual (yet still #single af ðŸĪŠ), #atheist, #socialist, musician, animal lover, modded #Minecraft addict, #DIY attempter, #vegetarian, #Olio volunteer, socially anxious mess.

Love to post #NSFW things sometimes, being pan you can expect all sorts lol but it will always be under CW x

Spotify Wrapped 2022 ArtistsMetallica, Britney, Sia, SOAD, Imagine Dragons

I realised I've never mentioned this on here, but it's 100% true.

Once I was in town, and a Deliveroo rider on a bicycle was stood with a loaf of bread, breaking it up and feeding it to around 15-20 pigeons by his feet.

I love the thought of the birbs putting an order in haha

Modern pop music logic:

Lyrics about brothels, adultery and sexual acts.

Music videos and live performances highly sexual and half-dressed/leather-clad.

But we mustn't use the poo-poo word even in the album version, kids need to hear this.

Love paying for expedited delivery only for them to do as they damn please anyway
Y'know sometimes when you randomly think of something, then coincidentally see ads for it a minute later? That's exactly how NeuraLink is going to work isn't it, and all the damn time constant, aggressive, money-making ads.
I *hate* this anxious feeling I get that makes me stay in bed for stupid amounts of time, I've just noticed I've been here for 4 hours. What the hell am I doing with my life.
Laurence Fox: if you constantly feel like the media is out to cancel you, maybe they're not the problem.

I hate when people mistake the Mandala Effect for being a conspiracy people are hiding from us.

Like my Mum and brother are like "Britney DID have the microphone in the Oops I Did It Again video! She did! They lie!"

It's like instead of accepting that the Mandala Effect means the masses remember something wrongly, they want to think the government or something else is just gaslighting us instead. 😑

I was a huge fan of Britney growing up btw, she defo never had the microphone in the video.

When you're so broke you dream of buying new glasses then waking up and still having your bad ones 💀
I envy people with small feet, so many cute girly boots I'd love that never come above a size 8 :/
Is it corny that one of the other key motivations to get me back out to work while my family needs me to step up, is the possibility of meeting people and getting some love and action lol. I mean it probably won't happen but yeah, I feel I really need some affection etc.