@wetfoot

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Owns, or rather answers to, a bossy Rott and an over-enthusiastic Staff. All opinions my own etc. She/her/globohomo. No LGB without the T. Cork, Ireland.
Wow!

*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today

*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing

The best dating advice I ever got was to remember that if someone ghosts me, they were probably a hired assassin who fell in love and couldn't finish the job.
Please boost if you’re still masking indoors (in public places)
These are the Biden holiday decorations, just unveiled by our first lady, Dr. Jill Biden.
My first thought was, β€œWhat, no blood red scary trees, symbolizing the blood of our enemies?!”
It’s sure nice to have normal back. In so many ways.
I don't really believe in Advocaat. I suppose I'm what you'd call eggnogstic.

Take a look at your email and other social media accounts today.

Then come back here to appreciate that for the past three days, not a single corporate advertising has appeared anywhere in your feeds, suggested articles or pushed ads.

Welcome to #Mastodon

Those women who are protesting in Iran are badasses. Very brave. I like to think if I was one of them that I could be that brave... But honestly I'm not sure. I'm awed by them.

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him?

Thanks,

dbaw

Did you know violent domestic abuse incidents increase by 38% when England lose, or 26% when the team wins or draws?

That may have felt like a nervy first half, but hopefully you have no idea

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#HesComingHome #ENGUSA #WorldCup #VAWG #DomesticViolence

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