Wow!
*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today
*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing
Take a look at your email and other social media accounts today.
Then come back here to appreciate that for the past three days, not a single corporate advertising has appeared anywhere in your feeds, suggested articles or pushed ads.
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Dear Jim,
Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him?
Thanks,
dbaw
Did you know violent domestic abuse incidents increase by 38% when England lose, or 26% when the team wins or draws?
That may have felt like a nervy first half, but hopefully you have no idea
If you do, Womenβs Aid are here for you π https://www.womensaid.org.uk/information-support/