drewtoothpaste.bsky.socialif you have 100 mastodon followers that's the same number of real people as having 1,000 on twitter or 100,000 on tiktok
Andrew Turngren
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@drewtoothpaste What article is this from? Looks like something I want to read
The Volatile MermaidI feel like there might be some correlation between Republicans telling their base to attaxj certain groups of people and those certain groups of people being attacked by Republicans’ base.
HuffSome Mastodon tips I've learned:
- You need a fit, young hunting party
- They are not easy to bring down, so make sure your spears have extremely sharp tips
- Ensure you have a supply line and pack animals available to transport the meat and pelt back to the cave
Roxi Horror 💀🌸Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?
ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I'm learning to cook
@stephenfry +1 scones request
@anneapplebaum Excellent.
Joanne FreemanI don't know if I'm breaking rules by doing this, but this is the MOST BRILLIANT TWEET.
In my humble opinion.
