Weather service: We don't get hurricanes in the California Bay Area. Our ocean is peaceful! That's why we call it the Pacific! I love you lil bro!🤗

Also weather service: Warning citizen! Prepare for the hurricane shaped storm that will drop hurricane amounts of rain, and knock your trees over with hurricane force winds! But it's not a hurricane! Never call it a hurricane! We call it either a Pineapple Express, or a Unicorn Sprinkle, or a Gumdrop Hug! Pick up sand bags instead of weed today!🦄🌼☮️✌🏻

I and my employers, #1Password, have never directly criticized a competitor before. But #LastPass's claim that it would take "millions of years" to crack the data made available from the breach needed to be addressed explicitly.

I also take the opportunity to explain why 1Password's distinct security architecture would keep users safe if we were to be breached.

https://blog.1password.com/not-in-a-million-years/

The New York Times has editorialized angrily against forced arbitration -- a system designed to protect companies from accountability.

So guess what I found in my inbox this morning. Yes! Subscribers to the NY Times must now submit to forced arbitration if there's a dispute:

https://help.nytimes.com/hc/en-us/articles/115014893428-Terms-of-service?launch_id=18232205#12

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Hey @auschwitzmuseum I'm so glad you're also here on Mastodon.

Hey everyone, please follow them. History may not be forgotten for it must not repeat.

SwiftUI is looking for interns!

FAQ:

* Both a frameworks internship (writing Swift) and a compiler internship (also writing C++) are available
* Unfortunately not remote friendly, but housing is provided
* Paid (I don't have exact numbers but I've heard it's typical FAANG internship rates)
* I can vouch for the hiring manager not being an asshole
* Usually 3 months starting in the spring but timing can be negotiated

https://gist.github.com/kylemacomber/255ebcc567a6c2043297750a271b36ca