Julie Lavender Menace

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Transbassador of harmonious ambivalence through the color beige. I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie.

#moosecop
#moosecophulu
#antlerpass
#freethesurp
#elkdetective

https://justmytoots.com/@tickytacky@beige.party

she/her
Where is all the nutmeg at?

France : un dimanche matin en cuisine

India Rose Crawford
#embroidery #food #animation #cooking #art

happy #AceWeek everyone!

ace people are everywhere! and we come in many different flavours

some of us go by grey-ace, or demisexual, or many other a-spec sexualities that fall under the asexual umbrella

being asexual is a lack of sexual attraction, whether it's always or sometimes

personality, I'm ace. I experience no sexual attraction

but, I am sex favourable. meaning, yeah, I'll do it if it's offered to me and I'm attracted to the person (in other ways than sexual), or if I want to please a partner. it's less about me and more about them

"I don't plan for sex, sex just happens to me" is something I've said before. and can be attested to. this one time I packed all my toys and was ready to meet my friends,

and then I slept through my alarm, and them calling me.

the night before and day after, tho, I was totally unprepared

other asexual people might be:

sex-neutral. they're more meh about sex than me, but not totally opposed to it

and there's sex-repulsed. this is when an asexual person really really doesn't like sex, in fact, it repulses them

and no matter what flavour of asexual, we're all valid in our sexualities

it is not a moral failing to not have sex

it is not a moral failing to reject sex

it is not a moral failing to want to have a relationship with no sex

there's a lot of stigma around asexual people, and i hope a little education helps dispel some of that

some of your friends are probably ace, you should just be kind to ace people? we do actually have it kinda hard. we are actually oppressed.

if you're mean to asexuals I will be mean to you 🔪

#asexual #AsexualAwarenessWeek

i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
Carved a joke into my jack-o-lantern for Halloween…and have created a real pun-kin
@nofunoverlord Even the checkers are two shades of beige. The ginger ale might be stale. It's two years old by now.
The thing to remember about social media is that it's human beings all the way down
I want to be a ghostwriter when I die

The Ministry of Apologies has issued a retraction:

SORRY, NOT SORRY.

I would really like to know how Clarissa would explain this *waves hands at everything*