Mastodawn

@ThinlyVeiledPanda

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115 Following

121 Posts

If all my friends jumped off a bridge - I mean, joined Mastodon, would I do it too? Apparently, yes.

Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.

The Flandalorian

I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old

It's called December because it's the tenth month of the metric calendar.

practising to become the world's first strip chess grandmaster

Sure, my dog is adorable, but his investment advice is for shit.

So ummm…do we post the same jokes here as the other sites…or is that a faux pas?

keep your friends close and your Nine Inch Nails, Closer

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

Standing at the salad bar and loudly asking where the Caesarean section is.

[restaurant]

ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.