Mike m

@theycallmemorty
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Mike mJul 26, 2024
Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]Jul 19, 2024

Don't push to prod on a Friday

To be safe, don't push to prod on a Thursday night.

Really, someone might be off so don't push on Thursday.

Consider not pushing to prod on Weds, as that's when everyone is running their security scans.

Don't push to prod on Tuesday for reasons I can't yet think of.

Don't push to prod on Monday, you're still getting over the weekend.

Consider just not pushing to prod.

Show threadMike mMay 6, 2024
@researchfairy something I kind of just realized. Flash sucked for a lot of reasons but something like h*r built on Flash couldn't be SEO'd to death. It's only hope was to grow organically by people sending links and physically showing eachother stuff. Another part of the internet that doesn't exist because websites don't really exist anymore.
Show threadMike mMay 6, 2024
@researchfairy my number one toxic trait is telling my wife that I'm going to become one of those guys with big neck muscles.
Show threadMike mMar 30, 2024
@researchfairy is this you trying to make your computer explode again?
Mike mMar 15, 2024
Show threadUnnamed TNG skant beefcakeMar 24, 2023
So I guess I've been telling this joke for a while huh
Show threadMike mFeb 29, 2024
@researchfairy I just gave myself a rediculous avatar just for you buddy
Show threadMike mFeb 23, 2024
@researchfairy I feel it's also trying to divide and conquer feminists who are spilt between "sex workers are workers" and "porn is prostitution and prostitution is assault". Similar to the anti-trans stuff in that regard.
Show threadMike mFeb 23, 2024
@researchfairy you just blew my mind
Mike mJan 29, 2024
Laurie VossJan 28, 2024
TIL Bill Clinton -- who stopped being president 25 years ago -- is younger than Joe Biden.
Show threadMike mJan 27, 2024
@researchfairy thankfully the auto manufacturers are seemingly catching on to this.