Einstürzende Vanhouten

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Just like Twitter, but different. Designer. Font Encyclopedia. Atheist. Gadabout. Future Eccentric. Filthy Liberal. Hashtagger. Part time Genius. Referee/Umpire. North of Boston, adjacent. He/Him/His.
@gbhnews how little?
@lolennui I prefer free-range pop tarts where they can run around all day exercising their little toaster pastry legs.
@JuliusGoat teach a man to fish, and he’ll be gone all day leaving you stuck with the kids.
find someone who loves you as much as grimes does not love elon

@DJAngieC Die Hard has the best ending of all Christmas movies.

Hans down.

me: *staring into the void*

void: *staring back at me*

@notwallygm I also work from home, and my boss, who works in Florida, just told us he tested positive this week. The only illnesses that prevent me from working are ones with symptoms of migraines and extreme fatigue.
#LesserKnownShakespearePlays the Real Housewives of Henry VIII