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my phone: here’s 158 pictures of your dog i just shoved into an album

me: i miss him so much

my dog laying on the floor 6 feet away from me:

oi mate you ‘avin a problum
that’s because my entire it career has been in networking thus far, heh
definitely did an oui lookup on ce268b74dd02, very disappointed that it’s not a real physical mac

im going to use every flag emoji possible and change my name to you nigh ted nations

boom

who keesp shootin down m y blimps
never thought I’d see a master class in clock management from an Andy Reid coached team
as a card carrying member it’s nice to finally see five-head representation at the super bowl half time show
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