th0mcat

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th0mcatFeb 16, 2023

my phone: here’s 158 pictures of your dog i just shoved into an album

me: i miss him so much

my dog laying on the floor 6 feet away from me:

th0mcatJan 17, 2023
even my reminder bot knows you’re going down today, ulcer mcdickface
th0mcatDec 28, 2022
a live look at me practicing my happy face for nye
th0mcatDec 19, 2022
me and my dog at the dog park watching other dogs get out of their cars
th0mcatDec 9, 2022

me, in my worktruck: SILENCE, GERMS!

:backs into house, pulls forward:

me: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY SUDS, YOU BASIC BACTERIOPHAGE!

nurse at the amnesiac treatment center across town: uh. has anyone seen mr. cleansington?