my phone: here’s 158 pictures of your dog i just shoved into an album
me: i miss him so much
my dog laying on the floor 6 feet away from me:
th0mcat
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zenswho keesp shootin down m y blimps
never thought I’d see a master class in clock management from an Andy Reid coached team
as a card carrying member it’s nice to finally see five-head representation at the super bowl half time show
next on cats 101 the bengal tiger
• no known health issues
• requires daily brushing
• will maul you in your sleep
sam: this is it
frodo: samwise for the love of god i am beggi-
sam: if i take one more step
frodo: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
sam: it’ll be the farthest away from home
frodo: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
sam: i’ve ever been
1812 overture: :plays:
french bourgeoisie: why do I hear boss music?
i wonder if i have classified documents in my house somewhere
every single post on /r/relationshipadvice is either “my (15m) wife (15f) likes burnt bacon, i should divorce her right” or “ i think my (50f) husband (60m) did 9/11, how do i save our relationship”