Mastodawn

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 19, 2022

Pippi & ObiJuan Pups Dec 19, 2022

Is it true that #MarshallLaw and #JohnMastodon are cousins?

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 19, 2022

Mr. V Dec 19, 2022

They greenlit the movie! WOOOOO! #JohnMastodon rules!

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 19, 2022

Justin Pot Dec 19, 2022

My latest for WIRED: The Mastodon features Elon Musk should steal but won't because he hates you

https://www.wired.com/story/mastodon-features-that-twitter-should-steal-but-wont/

Posting this here tonight for you all. Will post on Twitter tomorrow. We'll see if I have a Twitter account still on Tuesday. #TwitterMigration #MastodonMigration

Mastodon Features That Twitter Should Steal (but Won’t)

Elon Musk's platform could learn a thing or two from its most popular alternative—like how to build a social platform people actually want to be on.

WIRED

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022

lashman Dec 18, 2022

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022

Reddit knows https://reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/zovown/terry/

Terry

Posted in r/surrealmemes by u/elpropiosaya • 2,173 points and 31 comments

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022

Maura Dec 18, 2022

RT @mmpadellan
Congress approved $858 billion to buy jets, missiles, and bombs but Republicans are blocking $12 billion in funding to lift kids out of poverty.

Because priorities.

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

Dec 1, 2022

Car: <bing> Fuel Low
Me: Yeah, I know
Car: <bing> Tire Pressure Low
Me: I know
Car: <bing> You’ve let down everyone you’ve ever known at some point
Me: I FUCKING KNOW

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

Dec 18, 2022

[at friend’s house]

Me: ohhh you have an Alexa? HEY ALEXA WHAT ARE MY MOST RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES

Terry the Fat Shark 🦈Dec 18, 2022