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Taylor | massive fuckin leftie | software engineer | semi-fake mathematician | polyam | chronically fully sick
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i think the government should do chemtrails and put estrogen in them
RADICAL LEFT STARFLEET WANTS TRANSWARP FOR EVERYONE!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197
why not she guevara #women
turns out the secret to it being nice was getting Mel to turn on FETCH_REPLIES_ENABLED
actually checking fedi occasionally of late and turns out it's kinda good? wild
girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down
she's a 10 but support for her officially ends on October 14, 2025
@jacqueline I hope this is still funny after the 15 mins it took me to find an image editor app that wasn't going to pollute my phone

jacqueline project update: i am looking for additional work. please hire me.

i am a very good software engineer. i can lead engineering teams, i can manage projects, i can design hardware. i have brought a physical product to market. i'm quite the catch!

if you've ever used an android phone, then you've run code i wrote. if you've gotten directions with google maps, you've used ui built by me and the team i used to lead. i'm also quite good at backend server development!

#fedihired

jacqueline career fact: i parted ways with my previous employer after only one year, due to an incident in which i publicly humiliated the cto by stealing an nft he owned. the cto would go on to leave the company soon afterwards.