girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down
@bimmer this toot had a similar effect, tbh
@androcat one is glad to be of service

@bimmer

Screenshotting this and sending it to my girlfriend.

Will report back 

@TeflonTrout here's to hoping your faculties are thoroughly impaired

@bimmer

Woman gives me glossolalia lol

Edit: She is STILL going lol, death by snu snu at last!

@bimmer Oh damn, hell yeah- that made her blush!
@bimmer this is an extremely good post
@bimmer something something "speaking in tongues"
@bimmer My partner and I read to each other and they're currently reading a short story about Babel, so yeah, Thank You for a well-timed share! :)

@bimmer w/o the "girl" it's perfect.

I, however, initially read this as an approbation of single mothers from society writ large.

Curious how things land so differently with different people.

@janisf I interpreted that part as them being stacked:thicccc and either generally defiant of god or thiccccc enough to offend the religious

@bimmer There's nothing quite so offensive to about 2/3 of the Abrahamically-religious than being a successful, secular single mother. No-kids comes close, though.

I hadn't thought about it, but yeah, stacked and thicccc are /excellent/ synonyms

@bimmer This toot is a marvel of engineering

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She says “Razor” when she goes down on you

@bimmer I unboosted so I could boost again
@bimmer these onlyfans simps are getting absolutely unhinged...