herb seasonings are just fish flakes for humans
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tangle slime
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hi i’m your local tangle slime! i will go under your fence and eat your chickens. have fun dealing with me!
Fesshole 🧻Im a podiatrist in the UK. The best foot moisturisers have a urea base. Urea is literally in piss. So every night in the shower I blast my feet. They've never been softer.
An old friend and I have a time honoured tradition of exchanging impressive poo pics. Her contact is next to my lovely new boyfriend, who no longer thinks I'm an ethereal princess from heaven since receiving a pic of my Elvis killer curling round the u-bend.
rubbing my hams together. like a little cricket
rosining my cello’s bow with tropicana cookies
and it’s also real bad because you don’t want to dirty the kitchen. ever. again. so you opt for a slice of bread instead of whatever mess-causing cuisine decides to pop up in mind. too bad we can’t have those dumplings anymore they splatter oiI everywhere
you know it’s bad when you choose the depression breadslice for dinner
the fediXXlore otteXXr
Casey Landerkin on Instagram: "I just wanted to clear up some confusion! I thought everyone knew this but I minored in jorbology and just kind of forgot this isn’t common knowledge."
30K likes, 378 comments - caseylanderkin on February 25, 2026: "I just wanted to clear up some confusion! I thought everyone knew this but I minored in jorbology and just kind of forgot this isn’t common knowledge.".
*taping my autistic baby to the ceiling fan* this one ain’t shaken, it’s STIRRED
i just finished it 10 minutes ago. i washed my face afterward and my lips still burn. the fuck they put in those things besides the red 40? mace? cuz last time i had this kinda irritation it was from the mace in my hand that leaked