An old friend and I have a time honoured tradition of exchanging impressive poo pics. Her contact is next to my lovely new boyfriend, who no longer thinks I'm an ethereal princess from heaven since receiving a pic of my Elvis killer curling round the u-bend.
@fesshole it’s a wonder you weren’t dumped.
@wilpercy @fesshole you made the first poo pun, i guess that makes me number two
@fesshole What a time to have learned English.
@fesshole you should send these pics to the prior fesser who thinks women don't have "proper logs"
@fesshole I'm adding a bonus point for 'Elvis killer'.
@baiteh @fesshole
Whether it's true or not, the fessor has a lovely turn of phrase.