nilsKomisch. Das 9€ Ticket ist an den Märkten auf über 50€ gesprungen, aber die strategische Bahncard Reserve wird trotzdem nicht freigegeben.
außen heiß, innen Milchschoki
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Plätzchenbäcker, Kunstliebhaber, Lateinlerner, auf der Suche nach der Liebe
A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCI learned a new word today.
'Binfluencer'
That's the guy on your street who puts the correct bin out early each week, thus signalling to everyone else which one they need to take out.
Erik Uden 🚩Niemand führt mehr Krieg, nur noch „Spezialoperationen”, niemand wird mehr ausgebeutet, sondern es gibt nur noch „Scheinselbstständigkeit”, niemand will gegen Queere hetzen, sondern steht lediglich für die „traditionelle Familie” ein. Doch wenn der Euphemismus stirbt, erkennt auch jeder, dass der Faschismus plötzlich da ist.
Vee"This is a $3 million American missile, launched by a $200 million jet that costs $20,000/hour to kill Iranians who live on less than $10/day.
Meanwhile, in America, we're regularly told that a $6.20 daily SNAP benefit providing food to needy people is wasteful spending.
We can't afford universal healthcare.
We can't afford to take care of the homeless.
We can't afford to take care of those less fortunate.
But there's always money for killing people."
- Tony Rush
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"BORG: We are Borg. Resistance is futile.
GEMINI: [thinking...]
BORG: Uhh. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own?
GEMINI: [cogitating...]
BORG: Erm. Okay. Uhhhh, really didn't prepare for this. Not sure what to say next.
GEMINI: [ruminating...]
BORG: psst what do I say now?
BORG: did you tell him we are Borg?
BORG: yeah I did that part already
BORG: what about the bit about resistance?
BORG: yeah I told him that it's futile.
BORG: what about the thing about biological and technological distinctiven
BORG: YES RANDY I did that part too
BORG: wow RUDE I was just trying to help
BORG: yeah that was really uncalled for
BORG: sorry guys you know I get cranky when my blood sugar is low
BORG: well it's not our fault you forgot to pack a snack. just eat something from your nutrient tube and stop taking it out on the collective
BORG: you're right, sorry guys. I do feel better now.
BORG: that's why we're here, buddy. it takes a hive to raise a drone.
BORG: anyway what's it doing now?
GEMINI: [pericombobulating...]
BORG: ...
BORG: ...
BORG: unclear.
BORG: well I'm out of ideas.
BORG: do we assimilate it?
BORG: I mean yeah probably...
GEMINI: According to sources online, there's are five Rs in 'Borg'.
BORG: well that's obviously incorrect.
GEMINI: Let's count them together. The first R is right after the O. The second R is right before the G. Wait that's wrong. Let's start again and be careful this time. The three Rs are placed...
BORRRRRG: *backs slowly out of the room*
Benjamin Grimm-LebsanftGestern Abend hatte ich im Abendlicht dann noch ein wenig Glück, diesen schönen Moment einfangen zu dürfen. Langsam ist der Frühling hier auch angekommen. #photography #wildlifephotography #spring #darktable #natureisbeautiful #eveninglight
xeniax ⏚
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a Star Trek shirt
total stranger in a Star Wars shirt
total stranger in a Battlestar Galactic shirt
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MemebotIt's a vile club, and you ain't in it.
(https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1regz5g/its_a_vile_club_and_you_aint_in_it/)
Jan Wildeboer 😷
Vorschlag: Die Nebenverdienste der Bundestagsabgeordneten werden genau so auf die Diäten angerechnet wie es beim Bürgergeld passiert. Im Wiederholungsfall werden Diäten komplett gestrichen und das Mandat muss abgegeben werden. Gleiches Recht für alle.