last night when i was doped up on pain meds for my broken ankle, i accidentally texted my neighbor a weirdly sexy(?) midnight photo of my dog that was actually meant for my wife
michael
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to be clear, it wasn't meant to be sexy, it was meant to show my wife that our dog piper was sleeping in bed, which is unusual, because elena was out of town. but instead it came off...weird
i am thrilled this garbage survived long enough to dovetail with QAnon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gzV6ylJujQ
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Scott
im the hell dudemastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits
HorseMaths
boost if u support tooting while on ambien
[to the tune of jimi hendrix's cover of day tripper] phone weasel
The Political Bent ✅Ok, since we’re clearly all here to post cat pics, here goes: this is Mister Oreo. He works hard for the money so you better treat him right. #CatsofPolitics
