ok im this close to doing a hellthread in newcomers "who should i follow" posts

why doesnt zeno, the largest stoic, simply eat half the other stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics

egg is a bird bean

Catch it, bin it, kill it, and unionise to keep the world safe, comrade

The reason throwing milkshakes is effective is because it very blatantly highlights to fascists that they're vulnerable and have enemies within Molotov range.