Goodbye Felicia. Longest I’ve ever subbed to anything, got DVDs in the mail. Almost everything I have is behind VPNs and on top of that I live in multiple cities. It feels like that moment when you’re suddenly serene about ending a LTR. That’s ok. I’ve got an awful lot of terabytes of storage, a fiber connection and poweredge servers in my basement.
#netflix #sailingthehighseasoncemore

He asked for a switch for #Christmas I don't see the problem

Merry Switchmas everyone!
#christmas #it

Me: #hacking since the 90s, do computer forensics and threat intelligence analysis.
My family I'm visiting for Christmas dinner: "can you look at the printer and see why it's not working?"

I've decided there aren't enough nerd memes on Mastodon so I'm going to start. #NerdHumor

In not-#infosec news, it's so cold out we had to babushka lily's ears