~# sudohuman

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Hacker of networks and music machines since the 90s. Interested in all things geeky.
Forging machines to build my dreams.
Goodbye Felicia. Longest I’ve ever subbed to anything, got DVDs in the mail. Almost everything I have is behind VPNs and on top of that I live in multiple cities. It feels like that moment when you’re suddenly serene about ending a LTR. That’s ok. I’ve got an awful lot of terabytes of storage, a fiber connection and poweredge servers in my basement.
#netflix #sailingthehighseasoncemore

In Texas, you’re not allowed to have more than 6 dildos (referred to as obscene devices in their penal code)

Obviously you don’t respect the law. If you have three just in this one photo then you’re hiding more.

He asked for a switch for #Christmas I don't see the problem
Merry Switchmas everyone!
#christmas #it
Me: #hacking since the 90s, do computer forensics and threat intelligence analysis.
My family I'm visiting for Christmas dinner: "can you look at the printer and see why it's not working?"
I've decided there aren't enough nerd memes on Mastodon so I'm going to start. #NerdHumor
In not-#infosec news, it's so cold out we had to babushka lily's ears
@rose hey can I ask you a question? You're running your own instance and I'm pretty damn sure you're not using Amazon SES for relay but since mastodon needs smtp and self hosted SMTP has been killed by filter rules, what do you suggest?
Hi so greetings #birdsite refugees. Welcome. This is not #Twitter. If you give it a chance I think you will like it better than that, but it is different and you need to treat it different.
This is the #greatmigration part seventeen… Please leave the toxicity at the door. Yeah I know you grew a skin over there but it's truly not needed here. This place is truly what you make of it. There's no endless scroll drama feed. No algorithms. You chose what’s here, so choose wisely.
My suggestion? Curate a new feed. Don’t just re-follow everyone from over there here. Stay there but move on also. We all had some great memories there, but that’s over now.
Recreate your feed.
Follow old friends but pick new ones too.
Isn’t it exciting? It’s like if you were among the first new tweets when MySpace was dying. How cool is that?
Be the change you wish to see.
FDA looking at the application for Elon to put microchips in people's brains and then at his Twitter account and then back at the application