Brandon "Dreg Mangler" KirkmanA quick #feditip: if you commit any crime with an icicle, they can’t trace it back to you. Not just murder but also tax evasion and most white collar crimes. That’s just how icicles work
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Ed BottWhat makes this strip even more perfect is that it had to be submitted before the most recent events unfolded.
(In fact, it's from October 10, 2009. Stephan Pastis saw the future.)
another successful #autism pseudo-diagnosis
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Plague PoemsWhile much has changed
over the course
of the pandemic
some things
have been consistently true
namely: that everyone
in the zoom meeting
wants to see your cat,
and that you should
try your damndest
to protect those around you.
over the course
of the pandemic
some things
have been consistently true
namely: that everyone
in the zoom meeting
wants to see your cat,
and that you should
try your damndest
to protect those around you.
In the first year
of the pandemic
I lost a job.
In the second year
of the pandemic
I lost time.
In the third year
of the pandemic
I lost my health.
In the fourth year
of the pandemic
I am losing hope.
Craig PPlease don't say Mastodon or the Fediverse is "impervious to private take-over".
Remember when email was built to be impervious to private take-over, but now nobody can run their own email server because it got taken over by corporations?
Remember when the internet was impervious to private take-over because we had distributed routing and stuff, but now it's entirely taken over by corporations?
Nothing is impervious to greed and money. Don't be complacent.
at least I’m back to type II, so I don’t have to literally be afraid of any emotion I feel that is too positive and not just working in collaboration with chronic depression
shoutout to that psych that committed malpractice and gave me type I #bipolar just like Kan** Omari West’s old psychiatrist did to him
it’s very bad that I am so awesome now actually, because imagine if I ever go manic again
I don’t know what it looks like when my grandiose delusions and/or self-aggrandizement is/are actually accurate, but I don’t want to find out #bipolar
Fake Metro Trains*ding ding ding* *smash!*
Don't be a fuckwit around trains (or trams).
Credit to Reddit user mattchrs.