Good evening, folks! Here's the latest Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quiz 🤓
It's open for 24 hours, but please don't cheat as you're not a Tory Tw@t!
Please RT so everyone can have a go at it
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Cruella Batshitcrazyman is an absolute clusterfùck of far-right cùntocracy.
The human version of period cramps.
Art by @wefail
A thick AF Tory fascist accuses a thick AF Reclaim fascist of causing a pile-on.
The right-wing jebends are squabbling, and it's glorious to see
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Test poll for future Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quizzes 😆
Q. Has Rishi Robocùnt lost the plot?
Apparently you're meant to do an #Introduction, so...
I'm a writer from the UK. I do threads mocking the political fuck-ups of the week. I've also written bestselling books taking a longer view of UK politics since 2010. I try to make it funny, even though it really isn't.
So I'll mostly be writing about that on here. And dogs.
I spent 30 years as a director-level software dude, and still do software stuff half the time, cos books don't pay. Also a painter, drummer, boxer and cancer survivor.
How to be An Genius:
1. Pay $44bn for a site worth 1/2 that
2. Sack everyone who knows how it works
3. Release far-right troll army
4. Turn genuine validation into a badge of idiocy
5. Kill most of your ad revenue
6. Inflate API price to recoup money
7. Everyone stops using API and scrapes site instead
8. Massively limit the service to end scraping
9. Service is now unusable
10. Remaining advertising value destroyed
11. Kill a cornerstone of the internet
12. Lose $44bn
RussInCheshire
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