FRO VO[Jack Ryan]
CIA BOSS: who are you
JACK: (trying to be cool) ryan. jack ryan
BOSS: nice to meet you ryan
JACK: no it's
BOSS: everyone this is ryan
EVERYONE: hi ryan
RYAN: hi
Shaniggli
- 27 Followers
- 50 Following
- 56 Posts
I’m a wife, a mom, and owner of two businesses. I teach children to dance. Gen Xer. I love snowboarding with my family, and baking ridiculously sweet desserts. (she/her)
WTFGOPDONALD JOHN TRUMP, YOU HAVE BEEN REFERRED TO THE DOJ TO LOCK YOUR ASS UP!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNITED STATES DEMOCRACY STYLE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Hey DOJ,
You're Up!
Emma 🌱
Cynthia Anderson@jquillin If I may add, once you do an introduction pin that toot to your profile. For me, mastodon isn't abt "gaining followers." I am looking for real conversations, so when someone follows me with zero info on their profile I am very reluctant to follow back as I am looking to curate my feeds in a way I wan't able to on the birdsite.
SirEviscerate 
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
Hatwhat I summon in the privacy of my own room is my business, but it's loose now and its become all of our problem
Justin PotWIRED just published my beginner's guide to Mastodon! Thank you to the 100+ people who responded to my request for tips and advice for understanding the culture here. https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-get-started-use-mastodon/
Joining in the #introduction fun with a list of five #movies (in no particular order)
1. Breakfast Club
2. National Lampoon’s Vacation
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4. Sixteen Candles
5. Caddy Shack
1. Breakfast Club
2. National Lampoon’s Vacation
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4. Sixteen Candles
5. Caddy Shack
Hey, can we follow a hashtag? I just can’t quite figure this thing out. Help!