I hate conspiracy theories and actually think theres a group of people creating them just to annoy me.

It's not "eight major newspapers." It's one awful hedge fund that's ruined eight newspapers hoping for a payoff.

Introduced myself to a new coworker by yelling at the vending machine to take my fucking dollar.

Facebook, ig, and twitter don’t want to be social media. They want to be media. They don’t want people to experience a natural feed of people they follow. Instead they serve a curated dish. They control what we see. They are clearly pulling back from the social aspect and becoming merely big media. It’s important to be very aware of this. Everyone’s addicted to scrolling and so they’ve got this massive power over what people see. #meta #socialcontrol #speech #peoplepower #twitter

I am so goddamn exhausted with living through history.

Today's Episode Of 'Donald Trump Tells Jewish And Black People How They Should Act' https://www.wonkette.com/p/todays-episode-of-donald-trump-tells

There is no middle ground on the basic right to abortion care. Either you believe women should control their own bodies, or you believe the government should control women's bodies. That's it. Anti-choice hypocrites want us to believe it's murky, but it's not. It's that simple.