Finding bad #welsh translations would keep me entertained for a long minute:

via https://mymemory.translated.net/

Phrase:
> diolch yn fawr, fy nhad rhywiol

Which MyMemory translates as:
> thank you my esteemed friend

Actually translates to:
> thank you sexy daddy

Remember remember on the 14th of November to set #SCE2AUX #Apollo12

https://history.nasa.gov/afj/ap12fj/a12-lightningstrike.html

I should create my own #Mastodon instance.

I'll call it Masteddon

Best part of today? My partner bringing me a blanket when I was lying ill on the sofa at 4 a.m.

2nd best part of today? Elon's d*ck swinging tweet about switching off microservices, simultaneously being deleted and not deleted.

Guess one of those 1200 microservices might have been important.

When my boss, @selenamarie, follows me on mastodon I should probably be tooting profound insights...

but right now it's past midnight and all I have running through my head is captain kirk is climbing the mountain, why is he climbing the mountain?

Another great one for @theresnotime and @K4_713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

Three other paths are open to #Formula1. Three cunning plans to cure thy penalty points issue:

* The first, ban #Gasly
* The second, ban penalty points
* The third is to ensure this situation can’t occur again… BAN EVERYONE

In many regards #twitter essentially became one of three things:

* a citizen micro-journalism site
* the worlds biggest agony aunt / gossip column
* a highly effective and highly transparent complaints platform