No, I haven't seen the cursed amulet.
Don't get mad at me, I didn't lose it.
Maybe losing it is the curse?
...Don't make that face.
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he/him
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No, I wasn't. I wasn't! No, you didn't "hear" me shrug. Good lord.
You know, we never fought like this before you found that damned thing. No, we didn't. No,
...NO WE DID NOT
Alright, maybe retrace your steps.
......
...........Well retrace your neck, then. I'll retrace mine! It leads directly to these shrugging shoulders. 🤷
Check that action! 🤷 "Hey bro, seen a cursed amulet?" 🤷🤷
Sorry, I think I just need to eat. Hey, did you check the junk drawer? It's right behind you. Yeah, that one.
....🤷🤷🤷
No luck huh?
So what does it do? Yeah... I get it, it's cursed, but what does it do?
No, it's fine, I don't expect you to have all the answers. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to understand, you know?
Like... Why I should care
Is it really this easy? Is it really this easy tae get'e hings you wan in life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg
Limmy's Show: Dee Dee: Yoker
Michael Lucas 
Substack is implementing their writer lock-in right now.
Writers, leave while you can.
Substack's new in-app payments frustrate publishers: "One option is terrible for us, the other is terrible for our readers"
The newsletter platform's latest update means that Apple users will have to purchase subscriptions via the Apple Store at inflated prices, and publishers will see delayed payouts. But it also undermines one of the platform's core selling points: migration of mailing lists
Casey PeelI'm scheduled to get my updated COVID booster at CVS this Sunday.
The online form had the basic yes/no question: "Do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus?"
And while "mood disorders including depression" is one of the CDC's listed at-risk categories and I could honestly say yes, just fucking lie if you need to, no one is going to check.
Micah LeeI wrote about the ICEBlock app, the developer's infuriating HOPE talk, and how it's unfortunately basically activism theater https://micahflee.com/unfortunately-the-iceblock-app-is-activism-theater/
Unfortunately, the ICEBlock app is activism theater
At this summer's HOPE conference, Joshua Aaron spoke about ICEBlock, his iPhone app that allows users to anonymously report ICE sightings within a 5 mile radius, and to get notifications when others report ICE sightings near them. You can see the full talk, and the lively/infuriating Q&A, here,
CherizillaHey there! My name is Cheri and I've been on Mastodon since 2017. I'm mostly here for friendship and internet buffoonery, but if you enjoy mystery and science fiction stories, check out my work 👇
You can get my ebooks 📚 #DRMfree at https://www.cheribaker.com
Most Sundays, I post a bingo card for the #Monsterdon live watch event. Follow #MonsterdonAlert for information on how to join the fun.
Nice to meet ya! Hope to see you around.
Shauna GMYesterday I had a great conversation with two national guard troopers about what Home Rule is and why the people of DC care about it.
On Saturday I worked with my neighbors to shut down an ICE checkpoint.
On Friday night I walked around with neighbors in pairs recording national guard and cops as they responded en masse to a high school fight.
All of that happened because we organized. I couldn't or wouldn't have done any of that alone.
BewilderedKat 
Ballooniper 🎈🏳️⚧️
👣🖖Jan 
.. nothing special tbh(in regards of camera and such), taken with a smartphone. You just need a nice spot with big flowers .. they usually are in there for quite some time. 
Serenus
Filling up that pollen basket 🥰
Lisa 🦔
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