My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
Dave Cactus
@dave_cactus
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Avatar by Fro Vo. Brain garbage by me!
PAPA SMURF (watching Mel about to swallow mouthwash): Oh no! Gargle, Mel!
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
Hey, it's Weird Time Interval Tony! Man, I haven't seen you in a milliday.
ME: Pleased to meet you, Chancellor.
CHANCELLOR: You're chancelled!
ME: ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉˡˡ ᶜʰᵘˡᵗᵘʳᵉ
CHANCELLOR: You're chancelled!
ME: ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉˡˡ ᶜʰᵘˡᵗᵘʳᵉ
HER: Why are you eating laxatives before bed?
ME: Shh, it's a surprise.
ME: Shh, it's a surprise.
CABELA'S SECURITY GUARD: Congratulations, you've stolen every arrow in the store.
ME: *takes a bow*
ME: *takes a bow*
Not trying to Pb you down the wrong path, but the periodic table is confusing.
ME (after memorizing the eye chart): Hehe!
DMV AGENT: Can you read this?
ME: Child's play. E F P T O Z L P E D—
DMV AGENT: Stop.
ME: Heard enough? 😌
DMV AGENT: The octagon usually gives this away, but it just says stop.
DMV AGENT: Can you read this?
ME: Child's play. E F P T O Z L P E D—
DMV AGENT: Stop.
ME: Heard enough? 😌
DMV AGENT: The octagon usually gives this away, but it just says stop.
Charlie Mcintoshreal banger came on an made me miss the classic SSSSSSSSSSUNDAYYYYYYY THUNDERRRRRRRRRR over with @dave_cactus
