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The Winslow is a small, green, fuzzy, reptilian creature measuring 66 centimeters from nose to tail.
It possesses a rudimentary intelligence, and is capable of speech, although one might as well not bother listening.

The Winslow is indestructible and immortal.

It is also the main focus, or at least a major component of, three quarters of the known religions existing in the Gallimaufry.

I want to expand more on the comedy of errors that led to the eviction of #Twitter from their Boulder, Colorado office.

The story that leads up to this building even existing is bizarre and hilarious, so here goes...

A thread ๐Ÿงต

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/06/judge-ruled-twitter-must-be-evicted-from-colorado-office-over-unpaid-rent/

Twitter evicted from office amid lawsuits over unpaid rent and cleaning bills

Twitter evicted in Boulder, Colo., still faces unpaid-rent suit at HQ in California.

Ars Technica
SO NOW THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THE PREFECT RECORDS ACT, PLUS THE ARCHER PORTHOS CASE, TOTALLY EXONERATED ME FROM THE CONTINUING PAH-WRAITH HUNT BROUGHT ON BY CORRUPT BENJAMIN SISKO, STARFLEET, DERANGED ODO , AND THEIR RADICAL LEFT, BAJORAN THUGS, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DROP ALL CHARGES AGAINST ME, APOLOGIZE, AND RETURN EVERYTHING THAT WAS ILLEGALLY TAKEN (TEROK NOR, BAJOR) FROM MY HOME AND CARDASSIA? THIS WAS NOTHING OTHER THAN A VIOLATION OF THE PRIME DIRECTIVE AND NON-INTERFERENCE!!!

For thousands of years, fermenting beer was considered a household task for #women.

By the Middle Ages, some sold beer at English markets. Female brewers wore tall, pointy hats to be easily spotted. They stood by cauldrons & often had cats to keep mice away.

Sound familiar? It should.

You see, when male brewers felt threatened, they accused the women of witchcraft. These rumors may have led to some witch iconography we still recognize today.

https://theconversation.com/women-used-to-dominate-the-beer-industry-until-the-witch-accusations-started-pouring-in-155940 #history #HistoryRemix

Women used to dominate the beer industry โ€“ until the witch accusations started pouring in

Today, beer is marketed to men and the industry is run by men. It wasnโ€™t always that way.

The Conversation

The Holocaust did not begin with killing; it began with words.

Genocides do not start with mass murder. That's where they end up.

Genocides & other mass atrocity crimes begin with words - specifically, with powerful people dehumanizing a minority.

Once they are seen as less than human, anything is possible, even mass murder.

๐Ÿ‘‰ You can speak out loudly today for the rights of others, or you can stay silent & wait for tomorrow, when your rights will be taken away too.

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration