Rowan Hagdorn

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A #Scottish#European living in #Berlin. Work interests #Early years, #bilingual, #Froebelian, #health. Other interests #photography, #second hand, #visible mending, #handmade, #feminist, #blogging, #crime fiction
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

some shit is about to go down
they’re just begging for a car chase
There’s nothing like coming home from a long, hard day at work, and finding your mother-in-law’s vehicle parked outside.
“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
grandpa said he didn’t want a fuss
it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents
"Hey Charlie, come here."
"I'm here, is the coast clear?"
"I think so, call Pete."
"Pete, come here."
"I'm here, is the coast clear?"
"We think so, call Frank."
"Frank, come here."
"I'm here, is the coast clear?"
“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”
“Keep pouring, Ann. You’re not gonna BELIEVE what your dog did today.”