I’m Convinced Birds Scream at Dawn Purely Out of Spite

Why do birds start screaming at 5AM in May like they’re unpaid middle managers? This writing prompt crawled straight out of my collection over at EricFoltin.com, because apparently my brain refuses to sit quietly and watch civilization scroll itself into oblivion. If you want to use it, steal away. Seriously. Just toss a link back to my site somewhere so the internet remembers where the chaos originated. Gen X rules still apply: borrow the mixtape, don’t pretend you wrote the […]

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