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Rev. Johnny Healey

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(He/Him) Technologist into functional programming. Drone ambient musician. Creator of the Noisefunge livecoding environment. Also, snake pics.

Formerly @[email protected]

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Funkwhale channel	https://noise.baby/channels/rev_null_music

Rev. Johnny Healey 1d ago

Devourer 1d ago

Did you know there is exactly one joke allowed on Wikipedia?
There is a page listing all the cetaceans, and if there is no CC photo of them, they use "cetacean needed" instead of "citation needed"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cetaceans

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SnoopJ 1d ago

Rev. Johnny Healey 1d ago

If a $2T valuation sounds high to you, remember that most of that is due to the AI, MechaHitler, which is capable of generating 6000 child porn deepfakes per hour.

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Fesshole 🧻2d ago

Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "AI" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..."

Rev. Johnny Healey 2d ago

École des Bro-Arts 2d ago

"Hello, requesting donation for cover cost of previous AI agent use in dn42. aws bill 6531,30$. pls send donation to ethereum 0xABC (masked) for refund. thank you"

https://lantian.pub/en/article/fun/ai-agent-bankrupted-their-operator-scan-dn42lantian.lantian/

AI Agent Bankrupted Their Operator While Trying to Scan DN42 - Lan Tian @ Blog

Lan Tian @ Blog

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Seiðr 2d ago

McSweeney's shot to kill. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-economics-for-dummies

AI Economics for Dummies

“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

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