René Schwietzke

@reneschwietzke@foojay.social
321 Followers
504 Following
397 Posts

#QA and #softwaretest person, #developer, #Java performance dude, web performance dude, a dude in general.

This account focuses on nerd stuff such as software and often Java or other programming magic.

GITHUBhttps://github.com/rschwietzke
WORKhttps://www.xceptance.com/
BLOGhttps://www.reneschwietzke.de/
René Schwietzke2d ago
My dear American friends, Apple brainwashed you with the term Apple Pay. Nobody gets Google Pay or contactless payment. There is no Apple in this way of payment. Your creditcard could do that pony trick before your phone.
René SchwietzkeJun 19
Client forces me to use Word on MS365. Compared to Google Docs, I am approximately half as productive, maybe even less. Don't ask me why, I will explode.
René SchwietzkeJun 16
JIRA sucks. Sorry, it is hell to work with and it is also abused by its users.
René SchwietzkeJun 13
Our coffee maker decided to reveal programming details.
René SchwietzkeMar 30

Saying goodbye to my hoster Host Europe after 19 years. Migrating me to a Microsoft product for email?!

#hetzner here we come.

René SchwietzkeMar 3
McDonald_69Mar 3

Facts matter. 🇺🇦

#Ukraine

René SchwietzkeMar 3
NicomoMar 2
I think flooding the internet with pictures of President #Zelensky meeting a real #King namely King #Charles of the #UK, would really annoy a certain orange mass.
René SchwietzkeMar 2
Patrycja (NSB 73B)Mar 1
i just realized "spezifisch" is an actual word in german and not just an orange cola flavoured fish
René SchwietzkeFeb 26
Doug G. (Map of the Week)Feb 26
The invasion of Ukraine 3 years ago in case people forgot who started this war. Don't let Putin's lackey in the White House confuse you. #MapoftheWeek https://mapoftheweek.substack.com/p/the-invasion-of-ukraine
The Invasion of Ukraine

Ukraine was invaded by Russia three years ago.

Map of the Week
Show threadRené SchwietzkeFeb 26
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