🎶OHHHHHHH
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶OH YEAH!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶THANK GOD!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT, ANYMORE!

Ladies, if you want to meet men, go to a urology waiting room. They’re mostly older men, eunuchs, and eager to talk about anything but why they’re there. #singles #datingadvice

I don’t understand #anatomy coloring books. Color outside the lines, you just gave this guy a hematoma or a tumor.

What do you think #JJonahJameson thinks of the #Ghostbusters?

You get the feeling any day we’re going to have a Weekend at Bernie’s situation at the #WhiteHouse. #Trump was seen waving at reporters from the #OvalOffice. #armpulley

#MegynKelly probably: Ever stick your hand in a jar of pickles? You’re not raping the pickles are you? Therefore, maybe rape doesn’t even exist. I mean if things that are put into other things isn’t rape, then nothing is. *smug self-satisfying smile like she’s unlocked the final spell*

BREAKING NEWS: #ErikaKirk defends dry humping #JDVance in front of his wife, says “it’s what Charlie would have wanted.”

Happy Halloween! #FullRoamingVapor #Class5Repeater #Slimer #WhoYaGonnaCall #Ghostbusters #Halloween2025 #PKEMeter

Looks like my Temu Bluetooth cordless showerhead wasn’t as advertised.

Got my #SteeleandJones #RaidersoftheLostArk hat today. I didn’t want the #StreetsofCairo distressing but something more subtle. So I had Roberto give me a #LastCrusade distressing. This would be the look of the hat if Indy had kept his Raiders hat, had it cleaned before the start of Last Crusade, then had his tank battle. (How one has a cleaner hat from dirt and debris falling from above than from just fighting Arabs in a marketplace I’ll never know.). #IndianaJones #fedora