Mom bought off brand, “4th Choice If We’re Being Honest’
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Real_JamesCain
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“They should put Trump on the penny; they’re both orange, worthless, and about to be recalled.” — James
cisgender (he/him) 🏳️🌈 See my photography at vero.co/opentheshutter 🇺🇦
cisgender (he/him) 🏳️🌈 See my photography at vero.co/opentheshutter 🇺🇦
#Santa said I was so naughty that he’s gifting me charcoal chip cookies.
Zen and the Art of Mistletoe Placement
Eli Weisel’s Silent Night
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reindeer
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lita.
Tell me I’m not the only one who wants to hurl a brick at the TV screen when I see #KrisJenner try to convince me her favorite toy gift is a bunch of wooden blocks. (Oh look I built a bridge. — that’s not a bridge, that’s an arch!)
Is this the mainstream trying to convince us it’s okay to be poor? Fuck you.
🎶OHHHHHHH
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶OH YEAH!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶THANK GOD!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT, ANYMORE!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶OH YEAH!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
🎶THANK GOD!
🎶HE’S NOT GONNA MAKE IT, ANYMORE!
Ladies, if you want to meet men, go to a urology waiting room. They’re mostly older men, eunuchs, and eager to talk about anything but why they’re there. #singles #datingadvice