"so now they're stuck waiting for a resurrection they know will never come" - Destiny 2

"Acclaimed actor Denzel Washington wears a--" oh honey, lemme stop you right there. Know what else "acclaimed actor Denzel Washington" has? Money. 🤣

There's really no point in playing Co-op shooters if your version of "cooperative" is complete immersion breaking speedruns. Go play with yourself? Obvs you don't know how to be in anyone's company.

I will be personally investigating the investigation of the investigation into the investigation of whoever was responsible for investigating the investigation into the investigation of the investigator. There will be no questions. Thank you.