raz, but a donkey

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language collector and linguistics fetishist. uk deserter in california. sometimes a red panda, sometimes a donkey. 30s. NSFW. aspirant service top.
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raz, but a donkey2d ago
I'm not nearly cool enough to be this annoying
raz, but a donkeyMar 14
getting canceled by the littles because i made @bokeh a grilled cheese and didn’t cut it into triangles
Show threadraz, but a donkeyMar 12
@digitalfox not donkey lore, just dumb internet lore!
raz, but a donkeyMar 12
writing smut using the words hock and stifle come cancel me
raz, but a donkeyMar 12
raz, but a donkeyMar 7
looking at the depictions of bottom in various productions of midsummer night's dream with Great Interest
Show threadraz, but a donkeyMar 7
@digitalfox thank you for prompting me to literally spend 20 minutes searching for academic literature on the donkey and red panda sense of smell to learn: donk can smell you from 10km away, but red panda can smell you in much more detail!
raz, but a donkeyMar 7

there’s really no way to say to your friends “i want to meet and hang out in person so i can learn what you smell like” without them thinking you’re a musk freak. i just have the animal desire to learn your scent so i can find you in the wild

i mean i am also a musk freak but the two things can coexist

Show threadraz, but a donkeyMar 5
@Sweep my first time back since i lived there almost 20 years ago (🙃) – i loved it!
raz, but a donkeyMar 5
stretchmarks are cute, actually