raz, but a donkey

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language collector and linguistics fetishist. uk deserter in california. sometimes a red panda, sometimes a donkey. 30s. NSFW. aspirant service top.
pronounsthey/he
languagesEN DE JA FR okay!
I'm not nearly cool enough to be this annoying
getting canceled by the littles because i made @bokeh a grilled cheese and didn’t cut it into triangles
writing smut using the words hock and stifle come cancel me
looking at the depictions of bottom in various productions of midsummer night's dream with Great Interest

there’s really no way to say to your friends “i want to meet and hang out in person so i can learn what you smell like” without them thinking you’re a musk freak. i just have the animal desire to learn your scent so i can find you in the wild

i mean i am also a musk freak but the two things can coexist

stretchmarks are cute, actually
i am back from japan and i have feelings about it
land of the fucking free my ass when i can't order a fucking burger after 7pm BAY AREA WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU
how your email finds me