Random Midwest Queer

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Queer as in "fuck you." 😉

Dadbod, but not a daddy (I think?).

Corporeal, but corporate.

Well-verse'd, but out of the game for a while.

Want to know more? Feel free to ask!

Is it on brand for someone to be bi/pan, vers, a switch, AND polyam? Is that peak "refuse to choose" or what?

I’m guessing this is adjacent to some “free use”/“cum dump” scenarios that have plagued me on and off for years…ah, regret for the opportunities not taken, I guess.

Hopefully somebody enjoys this. 😘

The only ground rule I can really think of is having a hand signal to stop pounding in the event that I need to go off mute to interject…but that’s pretty well it.

Does anyone else get these nagging fixations? Not trying to gather spank-bank fodder or anything (although hey, if it happens?); I just know this one has been causing me some inconvenient hardons, and maybe getting it “down on paper” will help with that.

I work from home, which mostly consists of conference calls much of the day (audio only, nobody bothers with cameras). Ho-hum stuff.

The mind wanders, though, so I keep having this somewhat tantalizing fantasy where I’d make my asshole available to my presumably live-in dom/top, to use as he pleases, including (especially? 🤔) when I’m on calls.

There’s just something super hot about the idea of livening up a boring call with some hard buttfucking, yknow?

👏🏻Trump-appointed judge rejects Tennessee's anti-drag law as too broad, too vague:

“#Tennessee’s first-in-the-nation law designed to place strict limits on #drag shows is unconstitutional, a federal judge says.

The law is both “unconstitutionally vague and substantially overbroad” & encouraged “discriminatory enforcement,” according to …U.S. District Judge Thomas Parker, who was
👉🏼appointed by #Trump.”👈🏼 #LGBTQ

https://apnews.com/article/ff16eb4bdbd0d69863eef38bf93503cf

Trump-appointed judge rejects Tennessee's anti-drag law as too broad, too vague

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Tennessee’s first-in-the-nation law designed to place strict limits on drag shows is unconstitutional, a federal judge says.

Associated Press
If anyone has any getting-to-know-you questions, feel free — I'm an open book (within the confines of institutional paranoia 😉). Also, it's almost like I already know some of you… 👀
Keeping things fairly anonymous due to work stuff — while it's refreshing to work for a respectably LGBTQ+-friendly company, I feel like there's a bit of distance between "some vague affiliation with the rainbow-hued community" and "this is what I'm into 😏." Not judging anyone for living their full life on here, I'm just not there yet. Maybe someday.
Not looking for action, just community, which I definitely feel like I found on this instance (despite not being EXACTLY the target demographic). The dick pics don't hurt, either. Who knew there was so much uncut meat!? (I've somehow never encountered another one IRL! 🥺)

It crosses my mind, again, that I'm overdue to do an #introduction post. Better late than never, right?

Hi! I'm — uh, let's just say "RMQ." I'm a queer ("as in 'fuck you'"), middle-aged, partnered guy.

I've been around the block with the hole man-on-man stuff (no, that wasn't a typo 😉), mostly as a top but I'm ultimately verse.