Random Midwest Queer

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50 Following
201 Posts

Queer as in "fuck you." 😉

Dadbod, but not a daddy (I think?).

Corporeal, but corporate.

Well-verse'd, but out of the game for a while.

Want to know more? Feel free to ask!

@unicorn oooo good point, only low-key on that front tho 🤔
Is it on brand for someone to be bi/pan, vers, a switch, AND polyam? Is that peak "refuse to choose" or what?
@resp91 You're very, very excused. 😁

@resp91 👀

Is your little friend hiding behind your massive cock, or what?

@RosethornRanger @redsad well

I have a feeling that a lot of “neurotypical,” “cisgender” people going to the doctor to get diagnosed thusly…might not end up with the diagnosis they expected. 😉

@mindpersephone Oh God; we’re supposed to remember all of their names? Or even KNOW them? 🫢

@aphyr And like…your standards for acceptance are LOW. Crazy low. (Thank you for that!)

Oh, by the way — we've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty… 😜

@jasonkoebler Is anyone else getting “Real Doll™️” vibes off of that AI avatar? 🤨
@Foxdodge that’s even better! 🥲
@Foxdodge gotta ask: was the “Jesus pose” intentional?