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raindog469
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Fiftysomething leather bear, autistic bathrobe wizard, kinky as hell, recreational hypnotist, gay except for a wife I fell in love with and collared. Looking for a cis male houseboy in US area code 413. You don't need to be bi, but you'd be spending an increasing amount of time here naked or in whatever gear I put on you, sucking my dick, doing crap jobs, and/or getting whupped in front of a naked woman, so govern yourself accordingly. I like (soft) bears, cubs, pups, and mature men best.
@aphyr So much more true now. I learned a lot from men up to 50 years older than me in the late 80s to early 90s. Then they all died. Now I'm at the age of the youngest of the men I formed SM relationships with back then, making it my job to pass what I know along to younger guys. But I think I'll always prefer old men over young.
I left the "lying to my wife about having gay sex" aspect of leather in the last millennium where it belongs, though. Wish bi guys all would. It sucks.
@bootblackcub There's a month-old Wet stain on our living room couch thanks to a leaky bottle cap. That shit's supposed to be water-soluble, but I guess it doesn't get on well with Scotchgard.
Dan moved, see pinned toot#feditip: go to https://{your mastodon server}/users/{any username}.rss to get an RSS feed for your RSS reader.
Level 2: go about your day without internet, then in the evening settle down at your Computer Desk with a nice cup of tea to RSS-digest the day's shitposts.
Level 3: Aggregates your RSS feeds into epub format. Load the output onto your 2000's e-ink e-reader via USB cable. Sit in an overstuffed armchair with a nearby lamp, say aloud "Ah, yes, today's internet" and sip your port.
@bootblackcub (Of course, then I fell in love with the leather club's unavailable founder and fucked up both feet by eagerly doing grunt work at events, and not drinking at them because he's recovering, before I realized he was leading me on. So there are downsides to falling into that role too easily.)
@bootblackcub It's weird, I had no problems as a primarily service sub to my first or fourth Masters, but when I tried to enjoy the leather boys' club that started around here... community service didn't scratch the itch of doing it for someone whose dick is probably going into my mouth (or thoughts into my mind, with the 4th, but the hypnosis part never became more than an intentionally relaxing conversation for me -- when relaxation was exactly what I needed most).
@Bearprazolam I think it's on exactly the right man.
@bootblackcub Funny, I stopped shaving/waxing/sugaring mine (and haven't removed a sub's pubes nor allowed mine to do so in almost as long) because I find the scent turns less musky and more sour, even freshly showered and lightly played with. My reactions to scent are stronger than my D/S urges, alas. For CBT I freely admit bare works better, but I'm a musk and fur man at heart.
"Yeah, we got dogs and Valvoline... It's a pretty damn good time."
@bootblackcub @Buster Mine's tiny (our wedding band) but despite having inherited the ginger low pain tolerance, it was no big deal, less painful than an IV got the same duration, didn't even dread going back to have it re-inked darker to match hers better (parlour owner did hers, quelle surprise, while some kid, by which I mean probably bootblackcub's age, did mine). Most of it just sort of... itched. No doubt if I ever want more elaborate ink, I'd be doing short sessions and lido.