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@aphyr@woof.group
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Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin.

Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate academics a few papers short of a tenure package."

Reddit: "would never ever ever hire this degenerate holy shit"

Peter Watts: "The most innovative fanfic I've ever read."

Bloghttps://aphyr.com
Leather Bloghttps://blog.woof.group/aphyr
Workhttps://jepsen.io
PronounsHe/Him
A very good boy enjoying the BBQ
Free drag name: Queen Amyldala
The cool part about having spent enough time in Finishing YouTube is that I can now confidently say that there is zero, absolutely no agreement on varnish brush technique. Tipping should be almost no pressure. No, wait, LOTS of pressure. At zero degrees to normal, and definitely 30-45 degrees normal. Use an unloaded, loaded brush, with and without thinner, and work in sections of no more than three to over twenty-four inches at a time.
you know that inanimate feeling you get when you're physically manipulated or held down? well I'm happy to report my team has successfully processed that feeling using our steam distillation apparatus to produce a concentrated essential oil. we can now flavour a wide variety of beverages and foodstuffs with this "stillness extract." those perriers you've been drinking? that's not yuzu. that's stillness, babydoll.

This is my best coat yet, and it proudly highlights one (1) Freddie hair.

Seriously, it doesn't seem to matter how many tests I do, every time I do a coat of varnish it does something new and awful. Surprise! You thought you resealed the can but now there's a skin inside! Surprise! You poured wrong and now there are ten thousand bubbles in the cup. Surprise! Your tipping technique was *slightly* uneven and now there's a huge ridge. Surprise! Ripples for no clear reason. Surprise! White spots!

To follow up on this: you can call Market Research Future at +1 (855) 661-4441, or +44 1720 412 167. I've just checked with them again: the person I reached was unaware of their ongoing spam campaign. You can also email info@marketresearchfuture.com to ask that they stop.

I've also started collecting IP addresses of the bots, which I've added to the post. For other admins, you can look up the IPs of the bots on your servers and reach out to their DNS abuse contact.

After two weeks of experimentation I have gone to the conclusion that humans were simply not meant to varnish things 😑

Spammers have been programmatically creating accounts on Mastodon instances for years. Sometimes they post once and never again, sometimes they post on a schedule. Sometimes they never post, like a waiting botnet.

As Mastodon's anti-spam solutions are effectively nonexistent, most instances in our network require manual approval of new accounts. Up until recently, it was easy to spot a spammer; their join reasons were generic.

ChatGPT spammers have now arrived.

#MastoAdmin #FediAdmin #spam

@aphyr “Man whose entire career revolves around being a healslut for glass canon DPS parties that raid databases somehow thinks his ‘new’ support bottom transformation fetish is surprising”
"I can fix him", I mutter, restoring 240% of the tank's HP in 8 seconds