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Fiftysomething leather bear, autistic bathrobe wizard, kinky as hell, recreational hypnotist, gay except for a wife I fell in love with and collared. Looking for a cis male houseboy in US area code 413. You don't need to be bi, but you'd be spending an increasing amount of time here naked or in whatever gear I put on you, sucking my dick, doing crap jobs, and/or getting whupped in front of a naked woman, so govern yourself accordingly. I like (soft) bears, cubs, pups, and mature men best.

No, honey, I don't want yucca fries. I want yuca fries. Yuca fries (in big wedges please) are like steak fries crossed with bread sticks, and better than either. Yucca is... some desert plant? Looks kinda aloe-esque. I don't think I want that fried, and I seriously doubt the Venezuelan place actually has it.

(From twitter.com/afroguanaco/status/1168587604297576448 via skynet image search)

Well, here I am, waking up at 51. I've seen better days... but you know, I've seen worse ones, too.

I'm not sure which is more insulting, the 20 whole lines of perl the plagiarists put into their auto-plagiarizer or Google's algo putting their result right in the same alert as the article they plagiarized instead of dropping them as a news source.

Well, at least it wasn't the top result this time.

This is actually my most recent selfie, and it's about 3 years old. Beard's longer and greyer now, face (and the rest of me) a little bit skinnier thanks to celiac. But let's be real... I'd fuck me.
Still not a picture I took myself (obviously), but my wife and I have had dinner with this lovely man more than once IRL. Just dinner and a couple of cabaret acts, alas... he's a friend of a friend, not a friend with benefits. (Our mutual friend also officiated our wedding in tasteful drag, with a wig and heels and clutching a kawaii little purse with "FUCK YOU" hand-embroidered on the front. Hey, we told the fams not to bring the kids, but family never listens.) #cock #ink #woof #memories
This is the kind of cage I'll most likely be keeping my next male slave in, because I like the look. Obviously, some stimulation will be possible, but the point for me isn't to make it impossible (I'd be stimulating you while locked quite a bit, actually, to watch you squirm), but to remind you every time your cock or balls shift around that they belong to someone else now, and you must behave yourself accordingly. #bdsm #chastity #cock #slave #training #mytastes #fromtumblr
The last time I was the meat in a sandwich like this, it was about 1995. I met a silver-haired man from LI who'd come up with his slave for a leather night. He sprawled on the bed and let me suck on him, then told his boy to fuck my ass. I've never liked getting fucked, but spit roast me and I usually won't complain. But that night, as Master and slave both started cumming at the same time, the shitty Motel 6 bed collapsed on my bare feet. At least we had a nice laugh afterward. #memories
Unusually for a leatherman, I've never so much as straddled a motorcycle, much less ridden one. (I'm an avid indoorsman, let's say.) But bears on bikes, and especially ginger leather bears like this man, are always a welcome sight. Once in a while, it's them I like to ride. #leather #bear #beard #belly #furry #cockring #armband #muircap #woof #mytastes #fromyahoo

For my first pic on Humblr, I posted a dude in an actual humbler. Whatever shall I post first on bear.community?

Oh, I know. #mm #leather #bear #woof #cock #oral #ink #beard #belly #saltnpepper #mytastes #fromtumblr (no idea who the models are, but the photographer is the amazing Mark I. Chester from SF)