they/them might be giants ☭You can’t do anything to me that I haven’t already done to a Sim that looked like me.
Formerly Raccoon Tits on Twitter and Pot Shop Boy on Bluesky.
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
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Pot Shop Boy
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Staff Chief of JointsI heard that if someone cuts off John Mastodon in traffic, instead of flipping them off he eats their soul.
trickykatHalf-assed? Like, I should only put it halfway in, or?
Live your life in a way that makes your parents block you on social media.
My dog was laying at my feet and just now farted then left the room. So anyway I'm off to the pound, brb.
My retirement plan is to be carried away by a giant bird and fed to its young.
Waking up in a pterodactyl nest full of eggs was not how I expected today to start.
presentdad🙋🏻♂️i think king midas was a great baseball player i heard he had a gold glove
Pay no attention to the fact that the basement door has three padlocks on it. Totally normal.