Pay no attention to the fact that the basement door has three padlocks on it. Totally normal.
@the_etrain ignore the banging too
@puppygirlhornypost2 @the_etrain ignore the monstrous twink that just emerged from the destroyed wall next to the triple padlocked door

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Just call it a cellar instead of a basement and then it is, right? 

@the_etrain Padlocks purchased at Red Flag Lumber & Hardware, no doubt.
@the_etrain Bit of a Chekhov's Basement, huh?
@the_etrain We bought the house we were renting. It had been rented MANY times by MANY different families and we've found all sorts of interesting updates that were done. My favorites are the slide locks at the VERY tops of a handful of doors (I almost can't reach them) and the front-door-style doorknob on the basement.