Lazy #caturday for Beverly

My daughter was asking about the in-universe rules of The Truman Show and I'm like, "we can just watch the movie" But she wisely pointed out that she's not interested in watching a movie, she's interested in asking questions about a movie

What's the best accessory for a night out?

I always forget there's a portion of the internet that doesn't have functional working understanding of *checks notes* shitposts

If we had the same sense of smell as #dogs we probably wouldn’t care about National Parks like the Grand Canyon, instead we’d have National Parks in places that smelled awesome

It’s chore day, which means I’ll be on here a lot avoiding chores.

You look just like this girl at my college who wore a cape everywhere and hissed at people. But, um, hotter.

I wonder if there's a Japanese word for the loneliness you feel when you don't have any packages left to track.

i’ve started stepping on lego pieces on purpose to start building my immunity